Some Things That Happened To Me In College

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As I pack up to walk at graduation this weekend, I’d like to reflect on some classic college moments:

  1. A boy I liked ended up being gay.
  2. A boy I liked slept with another girl two nights in a row while I was in the same room.
  3. A boy I liked told a story four times in my presence about sleeping with a girl I introduced him to.
  4. A boy I liked asked me if my roommate was DTF.
  5. A boy I liked told me that girl from #3 is hot.
  6. A boy I liked took home my best friend and then a different girl two nights later and ended our communication with a hug and, “Good luck with the stand-up.”
  7. A boy I liked told me that I shouldn’t make jokes about emotionally disturbed children.
  8. A boy I liked invited me to his house for a party and then ignored me for the entire party.
  9. A boy I liked ended up being gay.
  10. A boy I liked said that he’s “addicted to Europe.”
  11. A boy I liked just did “old Jewish man” riffs with me the whole night.
  12. A boy I liked showed me a YouTube video of a scuba diver dying.
  13. A boy I liked invited me over and then got too high to move.
  14. I studied abroad in New Zealand for six months, found my comedic and creative voice, made the closest friends I’ve ever had, and graduated from a prestigious university in one of the best cities in the world.
  15. A boy I liked had a girlfriend.
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2 thoughts on “Some Things That Happened To Me In College

  1. I’m pretty sure by the time I graduate, this will also be my college experience. XOXO Gossip Girl (Just kidding, it’s Jillian. But you can see that from my comment.)

  2. Pingback: Some Things That Have Happened To Me In NYC | Rocks At The Bottom

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